We knew it all along
At first, I thought that this story was an archived post from DC’s days as a Net:
But then I saw the actual story. It’s a little better. He has arrhythmia, and that’s it. As a lifelong fan of the Orangemen, I’m both happy to make the joke, and glad that it’s not that serious.
Oh, DC, what could have been if you wanted to be great as much as we wanted you to be great. Your own free will was, and forever will be, a burden to us.